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June 26, 2007
Cherries
This just in: cherries are off the HOOK. It's like nature created a goddamn candy for our ass. Seriously, there is no manmade confection that I would choose over a nice ripe (but not too ripe) sweet-ass Bing. Popped into Whole Foods last night and bought thirteen damn dollars worth of cherries at $5 a pound. Less than 24 hours later, I have eaten nearly all of them. I need more. It's June, mother Hubbards, that's supposedly cherry season in North America, but I still see these fucks for $4-5 a pound. Where can I get these bitches for cheap? I need to get my cherry on. Yo, best argument for God's existence: humans exist, and cherries exist, which are like the most delicious thing conceivable by humans, but humans didn't have to make them, because they were already here. I'm going to church on Sunday.
Posted by tony at June 26, 2007 05:09 PM
Comments
Not to make you jealous or anything, but I get my cherries here in LA in the middle of traffic from the folks that picked them. $2 for a big ol' bag. This here's cherry country.
Posted by: bristahsouljah at June 26, 2007 07:34 PM
Fage yogurt with cherry is so good, it should be illegal. Thus, I endorse this post.
Posted by: Dan Dickinson at June 27, 2007 12:27 AM
